My sandy bare sole lifts, luring you in with its tempting view, inviting your gaze to trace every curve and each toe.

One of My devoted little pigs just dropped $5K on a Cartier ring and had a sumptuous bouquet of roses delivered to My door — he knows how to serve a Princess properly.

Being allowed to serve Me is a privilege, and those who’ve served the longest understand that big spending and lavish gestures are the only way to catch My attention... or earn a sliver of My mercy.

To all My aspiring piggies: take this as your inspiration. Open your wallets wide and make yourselves useful for your Princess. I want big, reckless tributes that leave your bank accounts completely ruined! 

Small tributes bore Me — bring beauty, bring luxury, or don’t bother crawling at all! Treat Me as I deserve, or stay far away, where broke little losers belong.

Who’s next to impress their Princess?