So... I did a thing...

Rearrange these letters to form words:

1. PNEIS
2. BUTTSXE

Did you get SPINE and SUBTEXT??

Yeah… Neither did I.

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I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

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So I was getting ready to go out with one of my girlfriends the other night... While getting ready I put on this wig and she started making fun of me. She kept throwing dumb blonde jokes at me like she was teaching me how to play softball or something. We got into her car and she was still going at it. About halfway to the restaurant, she asked me to check if her blinkers were working…

So I stuck my head out the window and said... "Yes, No, Yes, No Yes...No?"

She doesn't want to carpool with me anymore 😭🤣